Have just been watching this on BBC3 (the televisual equivalent of Heat magazine), and on everyone of these 'Top 100 XXXing Pop Songs/Movies/People/Events' shows, I have noticed that the format is the same:

1. Voice over by disgraced ex-Blue Peter presenter Richard Bacon,
2. 'Famous' D-list talking heads commentators such as Maggot from the Goldie Looking Chains, Emma Jones, and Lucy Porter
3. Sarcastic, sneering commentary
4. Err, that's it....

Why is Emma Jones asked to be on these shows? She knows nothing of any value or interest. Oh I know, could it be because she's blond and easy-on-the-eye, used to edit Smash Hits for like 1 day or something, is blond and pretty, used to edit The Sun before she was sacked for being rubbish, and is blond and pretty? She has the most annoying voice in 'cultural commentator land' and seems to be lacking all substance.

By the way, what are the qualifications you need to become a pop-culture commentator? I'd like to apply for the job....